The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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