Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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