I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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