Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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