Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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