i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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