Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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