is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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