I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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