remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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