Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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