no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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