Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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