moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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