We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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