I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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