PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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