But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
