Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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