is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
There r osticjed everywhere
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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