I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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