From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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