kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just googled if crying burns calories
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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