Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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