Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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