just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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