It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Randomize
