Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Damn victory sex feels great
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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