does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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