haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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