I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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