just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
When are your genitals available?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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