Your mouth is God's brothel.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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