Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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