The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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