i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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