Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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