the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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