Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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