windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We have so much sex to catch up on
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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