You can't motorboat a personality
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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