hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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