So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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