butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We need a shit load of segways right now
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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