do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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