I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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