the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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