I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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