her vagine was all disorganized.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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