I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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