Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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