Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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