You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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