Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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