hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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