Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Randomize