eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
