super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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