Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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