I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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